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I want to open a gym where we’d tie people up to giant crucifixes and make them run while I whip them.

I’m gonna call that shit CROSS FIT

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Yo we should send kid rock back in time so he can chill with hitler and they can just smoke one and listen to “sweet home Alabama” dude he’d be all blunted he’d be like “hey we should stop killing Jews or whatever that shits hella lame” and that’s how kid rock would stop the holocaust LEARN SOME GOD DAMNED RESPECT

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Fuck blues traveler, fat motherfucker.

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A word of advice:
Blah blah blah you’re an idiot.

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This is a great place for boring and stupid people to satisfy their boundless lust for validation

Anonymous ASKED:

One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad


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